Thanks to Stangman for sharing these funny tidbits.

IDIOT  SIGHTING: 
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the  opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, ‘Lady, you need a  1/4
horsepower.’ I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, ‘No, it’s  not.’ Four is larger than two..’        

We  haven’t used that repairman since. Read the rest of this entry »