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		<title>Fox hunting must be stopped! Photo of the week</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/04/fox-hunting-must-be-stopped-photo-of-the-week</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please help ban fox hunting. This madness must be stopped! 

Signed, Peter Cottontail!
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		<title>Kids — and grandparents — say the funniest things!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Linda for sending these in. Some old, some new but all worth reading.
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she&#8217;d done many times before.  After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, &#8216;But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How bad is the economy?</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/04/how-bad-is-the-economy</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Submitted by Annette)
The economy is so bad:

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren&#8217;t paying their taxes.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.
McDonald&#8217;s is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A little levity brightens the day!</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/03/a-little-levity-brightens-the-day</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen Wright is one of my favorite comedians. His dead-pan delivery and unique take on every-day situations makes me laugh. I am not sure if he wrote these, but they sound like him. Thanks to Annette for forwarding them to me. Enjoy
******************
 

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Follow your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Idiots! They are everywhere!</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/03/idiots-they-are-everywhere</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Thanks to Stangman for sharing these funny tidbits.
IDIOT  SIGHTING: 
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a &#8216;large&#8217; enough motor on the  opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only a true golfer will understand these:</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/03/only-a-true-golfer-will-understand-these</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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(I don&#8217;t know who wrote these but they are the funniest lines about golf I have ever read. I choked on a pretzel while reading them. Thankfully, I was able to wash it down with a beer. Thanks to fellow duffer and friend Garland for forwarding them to me.)
Don&#8217;t buy a putter until you&#8217;ve had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t laugh: your day will come</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/02/dont-laugh-your-day-will-come</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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Thank goodness there&#8217;s a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I might have it!! 
Recently, I was tentatively diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.  A  I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Words of wisdom (on aging)</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/02/words-of-wisdom-on-aging</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Old age, I have decided, is a gift.
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be.  Oh, not my body!  I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt.  And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The importance of walking</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2009/02/the-importance-of-walking</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[





Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursinghome at $7,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he&#8217;s 97 years old and we don&#8217;t know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange (and maybe even true)</title>
		<link>http://www.lamarthames.com/2008/12/strange-and-maybe-even-true</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lamar Thames</dc:creator>
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Submitted by Chuck Baker:
 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced  enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) 
If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, that is enough to create the energy of an atomic bomb.  (Now that&#8217;s more like it!) 

The human heart [...]]]></description>
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