(Submitted by Annette)

The economy is so bad:

• CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
• PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.
• McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
• The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
• Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?”
• Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
• The Mafia has started laying off judges.