The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in  their cart.

 

‘What do you think you’re doing?’  asks the wife. 

  

‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he  replies. 

  

‘Put them back, we can’t afford  them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.   

 

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the  basket.   

 

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the  husband. 

  

‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’  replies the wife.   

Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’  

 

That’s how I got my black eye!