Archive for November, 2008

Lamar Thames’ Talk of the Town column

      With some of the last vestiges of cronyism and good-old boy politics gone in Clay County, it is now time for the naysayers to drop their protests and move forward.

   Roy Lyons and Karen Lake need to put away their legal tactics and join the majority to brace the “changes we can believe in” mantra of the recent presidential election. Read the rest of this entry »

Fascinating video

Well worth watching.

On the second day of Thanksgiving!

To borrow from a Christmas song, let’s count down the six days until stuffed turkey day with a daily dose of humor. Check back every day for a different humorous look at the feast we all love so much. See below for today’s cartoon. Read the rest of this entry »

This will tickle your funny bone

     John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’,and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

     This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.     Read the rest of this entry »

On the third day of Thanksgiving

NEW TURKEY RECIPE 
Your dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!
 
You should try this!
 
Sure to bring smiles from your guests!
 
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.
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Be careful what you wish for

     Thanks to Chuck for sending this to me:        

     A  man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. 

     He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

      ‘Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Read the rest of this entry »

Tips for healthy holiday habits

 

Within the blink of an eye, the holiday season has snuck up on us once again. For now, plans are beginning to be made regarding Thanksgiving dinner. People are starting to call regarding holiday parties and events. Read the rest of this entry »

The four days of Thanksgiving

To borrow from a Christmas song, let’s count down the four days until stuffed turkey day with a daily dose of humor. Check back every day for a different humorous look at the feast we all love so much.

Fun in the classroom!

 

KIDS ARE QUICK

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America . 
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Read the rest of this entry »

On the fifth day of Thanksgiving!

To borrow from a Christmas song, let’s count down the five days until stuffed turkey day with a daily dose of humor. Check back every day for a different humorous look at the feast we all love so much.